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I had a brilliant epiphany yesterday!  I was suffering ALL WEEKEND from mind-numbing cramps, so I was cranky and locked in my house for two days.  Well yesterday I snapped at one of my guy friends (okay, TWO of my guy friends… sorry about that!), and one who shall remain nameless (*ahem*Derrick*ahem*) said, “Are you expecting a… visit soon?”  My response:

I’m on day 2 actually, and if you had these cramps you’d understand!!!!!!

So this is when I had the epiphany:
We should start kicking guys in the nads every month. Once a month, around the same time, we put on our heaviest shoes and get them right in the junk.  After some time, they’ll know it’s coming and THEY’LL be cranky too a day or two before! (And probably a day or two after as well.) Never again will they laugh at our crankiness and say “That time of the month?”

Ladies, you in for this?