I never know what it is I’m supposed to put up here, but I’m supposed to be blogging every week.  What do you want?  Do you want me to talk about my dog?  My family?  How about what I eat for dinner each night?  If you got a suggestion, please email at kato@b937online.com and let me know.  I got nothing.  lol    But I do have another funny video I’d like to share.  Hope you enjoy it.

You can take her out of the South, but you can’t take the South out of her..  Very funny video.

ZOO-A-PALOOZA.

The Greenville Zoo needs its own Animal Clinic, so we called up some of our very best friends and on Saturday, August 21st, B93.7 is going to TAKE OVER THE ZOO.  We understand it might be difficult to separate the monkeys from our staff, but we’ll have a whole bunch of GREAT THINGS going on!

We’ll have DAVID ARCHULETA and RUNNER, RUNNER performing a concert JUST FOR OUR LISTENERS!  Plus there will be food, cold drinks, and lots of fun for the kids!  Get yourself some dinner or just cruise by our sponsors and enjoy samples.  Tickets are FREE and you’ll have a chance to win ‘em, just keep listening to B93.7 to call.  Plus keep an eye and ear out for more ways you will be able to win tickets.  CLICK HERE and get all the info, brought to you by:  Grant Sims Office, your local Geico agent and Dalton Carpets.

When making plans, think about joining me at this year’s Just Show Up Show..

No Tickets, No Armbands, No Texting To Win, No Caller Number 9….  Really..  You just show up.  See Boys Like Girls and special guest, Cartel at this free show.  It’s Tuesday July 27th at the JB Red Owens Recreation Complex in Easley.  The Just Show Up Show will kick off the Big League World Series on ESPN.  Don’t miss out on this show, presented by Virginia College and B93.7.  CLICK HERE and get all the info.

Meet Miranda Cosgrove from Nickelodeon’s iCarly as you and a guest will fly away to the Nickelodeon studios in Hollywood where you can watch the cast of “iCarly” rehearse AND you’ll even get to hang out with Miranda!  Very cool.  Just text the word “kissing” to 73807 as many times as you can.  Airfare, hotel and travel arrangements provided by Columbia Records.  Brought to you by TCBY, go by the Orchard Park location to register for an additional chance to win!

See you there..

- Kato

This video made me laugh and made me want a kid..  Ahh..  Ok, I’m over it now..

Torture Tuesday went so good last week, that Hawk & Tom decided that Heidi and I should go into the restaurant to rap our order..   Here’s the lyrics.  Video is at www.hawkandtom.com

I want an All Star Special Breakfast – that’s my best value
2 eggs, grits, hashbrowns, toast & jelly, sausage too
A grilled Texas bacon double patty melt plate – please
A waffle, New York strip and glass of freshly brewed sweet tea
And hashbrowns make them scattered, smothered, covered, chunked and diced
Peppered, capped, topped – all the way would be nice
A bowl of grits, add some cheese and toast on the side
A large cup of your coffee and a slice of pecan pie
I’ll take all that to go – thanks a lot – don’t get it wrong
And I’ll need some extra change to play the Waffle House song.

If you happened to catch Torture Tuesday this week, you’ll remember that Hawk & Tom sent me out to rap my breakfast order at local drive-thru restaurants.   I rapped and Heidi had the beats.   Here’s the two raps I wrote..   Check out www.hawkandtom.com to see the video.

HARDEES RAP:

I need some breakfast for me and the crew
You said can I help you, here’s what you can do
Give me 2 loaded biscuits with some gravy on top
A double sausage egg and cheese and fry me some tots
Two buttitos put the salsa on the side
And a buttered jelly biscuit, I like to eat I won’t lie
A low carb bowl a sandwich made with Texas toast
With extra crispy bacon cause I like that the most
How about a Frisco breakfast sandwich, make it 2 with cheese
And an order of those sweet biscuits – I like blueberries
And 2 large drinks make one Sprite the other Mountain Dew
And a big, big bowl of Southern grits, I think that’s all – Thank you

BURGER KING RAP:

I need a bacon, egg and cheese biscuit, one with ham and cheese
An egg and cheese croissanwich add double bacon please
Two ham omelet sandwiches and order of french toast sticks
One cheesey bacon BK wrapper can you tell I need my fix
Some crunchy golden hash browns with ketchup on the side
And warm and gooey Cini-Minis, extra icing makes me cry
And 2 OJ’s, 1 large coke and coffee make it black
I think that’s all I need today please put it in one sack

It’s Kamping Kato here.  Ha!  I don’t consider myself to be a camping expert, nor do I camp in primitive areas (I need a bathroom).  I just enjoy being outdoors with friends whether it’s on a campground or on a boat (it’s always good to have a friend with a boat).  When I tell people that I camp I always hear the same thing, “Do you camp in a hotel room, cause that’s the only camping I do”. 

The answer is NO.  I have a tent with a double-stacked queen size mattress, a fan for those hot nights and by little dog Daisy.  Oh and I always have a couple of coolers packed with cold beverages, one for the boat and one for the campsite (you gotta keep yourself hydrated, right?)  I’m so ready to camp and can’t wait til Memorial Day for our first camping trip of the year.  Ok, it’s the second.  A few weeks ago we tried to camp, but the tornado warnings were enough for me to pack up my things and come home.   What do you like about camping?   Check out the poll on the home page of our website at www.b937online.com and tell me.

While you’re checking out the site, be sure to buy your tickets to this year’s, Hawk & Tom Prom.  Tickets will sell out, so get ‘em now.  The Hawk & Tom Prom is June 11th at the Hyatt Regency in Downtown Greenville.  It’s Mardi Gras style which means we’ll have parade floats, hurricanes and lots and lots of beads.  I bet Heidi will get the most beads that night.  Lol  CLICK HERE or go to www.b937online.com to get all the info and to buy your tickets.

Be sure to join Chase Murphy this Saturday at TGI Fridays starting at 5pm.  Enjoy a special performance from Epic recording artist, “White Tie Affair” as they debut their new CD “Walk This Way” that includes their new single, “You Look Better When I’m Drunk”.

Speaking of looking better drunk, our very own Intern James is The Bee Bachelor and he’s looking for a date to The Hawk & Tom Prom.  Wanna date James? 

CLICK HERE or www.b937online.com and follow James’ story as he searches for his prom date and if you’re randomly chosen to go out on a date with James, plan on having your date chaperoned by a film crew.   One lucky lady will be James’s date to this year’s Hawk and Tom Prom at the Hyatt on June 11th.

So that’s it.  Hope you enjoy your week and please pray for nice camping weather, it sucks to wake up in a tent with drops of rain hitting your face.  Ha!

Love ya, 

- Kato