(I can do better than steal lyrics from Taylor Swift… and I better, if I want to be a princess one day! Take 2…)

My darling Prince Harry,

I know my country is tired of hearing about the Royal Wedding, and I admit, I am too. But that’s because I’m jealous!  Jealous that a lovely, yet “normal” girl like Kate Middleton can become a princess, something I’ve dreamt of my whole life!  Ever since I was in 1st grade and was a “princess bride” for halloween. 

So this is my plea to become your next princess.  I’d make a great one, and here’s why:
*I don’t wear silly hats, but could pull off a tiara like nobody’s business!
*Some people already call me Princess, so I’m used to hearing the name.
*I would NEVER wear an ugly, granny dress on our wedding day!
*I once made one of your guards crack a smile (true story), so you know I’ll bring life and energy and FUN to the Royal Family!

Please consider making me your future Princess Kaci.  It has a nice ring to it, doesn’t it? (And speaking of rings, can mine have a pink diamond in the middle?)

Love,
your darling Princess Kaci

ps – princesses can still wear flip flops, right?

(with a few borrowed lines from Taylor Swift…)

My Dear Prince Harry Sir,

I am a princess, this is a fairytale.  I am the one you sweep off her feet, lead me up the stairwell.

I’ll be such a good princess, Jasmine will have nothing on me!

<insert naughty “crown jewels” joke here>

Love,

Your dearest Princess Kaci

Lady Gaga did the first tv performance of “Judas” on Ellen today…

Likes: her outfit is actually kinda normal
Dislike: she lip-synched the whole thing! Don’t claim you “never” do that and then move the mic far away from your mouth!! Ugh.

See it here! What do you think, did she lip-synch too much?

LOOK!!!!!  CLICK THE LINK!!!!!!!

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/photos/rob-pattinson-kristen-stewart-strip-for-final-twilight–scene-2011254/

Mariah painted her belly for Easter.  The egg is so…so…BIG!  Look.

http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/pic-pregnant-mariah-carey-paints-an-easter-egg-on-her-belly-2011254

Check this out!

Apparently Gaga is too famous or too rich or something. I’m not sure what, but she found some reason to cry into a mirror in her HBO special. Get over it woman, you asked for all criticism when you took this job.

**Warning** a 4 letter word that rhymes with “fit” is said… turn your speakers down a little

I pretty much LOVE this remix! Britney, Nicki Minaj, and Ke$ha were all tweeting about this over the weekend. They all teamed up to remix “Till the World Ends”! What do you think, is it better than the original?

I’d say this shirt fits Charlie Sheen perfectly.  As well as literally and metaphorically.  Whoa!  Those words were huge!  Click to view the pic!

http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/23/charlie-sheen-pi-kappa-alpha-georgia-tech-violent-torpedo-of-truth-goddess-college-concert-show-fraternity-frat/

Nicki Minaj likes to shake her booty.  She’s announced that she will end all lap dancing at her shows.  I am truly heart-broken.  This could be her last video of her booty  shaking.  I even teared up a little when it was over.  Watch this!