Here’s the new video from Just Joe and I. Apparently not everyone knows who I am in at the office….and it features a cameo from the band Cartel! Thanks again fellas.

Can’t wait for Glee to be on TV again…slushies for everyone!

It was someone’s not-so-bright idea to name me as team captain for B93.7’s March of Dimes team. The Greenville March of Dimes walk to save babies is happening on April 24th at 5 Research Place in Greenville. Registration starts at 8am, and the 6 mile (you don’t have to walk all of it) walk starts at 9am. I’d be honored if you would consider donating or joining Team B93.7. If you choose to help out in any way, I will give you a hug that will last uncomfortably longer than it should. Feel free to pass this link along to friends/family and post it on your Facebook/Twitter page.
 http://www.marchforbabies.org/personal_p…

Kesha (I’m not doing the dollar sign thing…I’m an adult) just released her video for “Blah Blah Blah” ft the band 3Oh3…

The song is pretty catchy, but I had no idea she could jump that high.  If there’s a movie about a superhero that has supersonic jumping ability but also has the ability to give someone an STD by touching them….Kesha would be a shoo-in.

There is alot going on ..so, I’ll share some of what I am doing…

My good friend, Natalie Barrett, has been busy helping her husband run for Governor of SC! So, I’m helping out,too! If you can help me support my friend and Gresham,that would be great! I am scouting out locations, at busy intersections, to post 4×6 ft. campaign signs. Can you suggest places that will give me permission to place the signs?
Thanks for your help. He will make a great Governor…get more info at greshambarrettt.com
xoxo
PS.I am planning for Beach Ball on August 28th. Go to Beachballfoundation.org for details on this fantastic fundraiser for childrens charities…
if you would like to have your product sampled or seen by a couple of thousand people..we can add it to our Sponsor goodie bags..
or write to me at  heidi.beachball at charter.net

xoxo
heidi

I’m going to sound like such a parent, but my 2 year old son sounds like this when he’s really tired and everything annoys him…it’s precious.  A mom recorded her 3 year old daughter crying about her love for Justin Bieber….hilarious.

The Greenville Zoo is an affordable way to spend a fun day with the family and they’ve just renovated and we have a special guest right now!  The Greenville Zoo has a Red Panda who they hope will help us to have a baby Red Panda in the near future.  If you haven’t checked the Zoo out here in Greenville, this is a great video!

I’m not sure who is the more unstable one: the person who designed the Edward and Jacob “Twilight” body pillows, or the person who buys them for their hyperactive daughter. 

If you’re waiting for me to give you the website where you can buy these things at….please save your money and use it when Gary Coleman needs to post bail.

Chris Golightly, one of American Idol’s top 24 for this season has been disqualified today because of a, “current contract with a boy band”.  As someone who has been in 4 boy bands feels for Idol contestants and the agony that they go through….can’t we let this one slide? He’s pretty good…and looks exactly like Justin Guarini, which should be basis for disqualification in itself.

Btw, Chris is being replaced with Tim Urban…this guy.

The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn’t help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, and then go smell the other dog or cat’s behind. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:

TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don’t.
(2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:

(1) eat less,
(2) don’t ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don’t smoke or drink,
(7) don’t want to wear your clothes,
(8) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children …