just got off the air and headin to chiefs for a lil kareoke with some friends. it serves as a relaxer for me to get up on stage and sing horribly to others..some people like to have a drink to relax, or maybe even take a nap, Im more of  a “hey lets embarrass myself and sing when a man loves a woman by michael bolton.”

 hope your week is just dandy!

 kisses and hugs,

 just joseph

Before today, I thought that the worst band names of all time were Kajagoogoo and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah.  I hear that Clap Your Hands has a great sound, but until they change their name to something other than what sounds like a 2nd grader came up with, I’m forced to not listen to them.

I digress.

The 80s inspirational group “Sonseed” takes the preverbial cake.  I saw Sonseed as the next Aerosmith, destined for rock n’ roll glory.  Maybe disaster could have been avoided….ff only they saw the warning signs in their hit video for “Jesus Is My Friend”

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I don’t know that much about Kat Deluna, other than she had a song last year called “Whine Up”. Get it? Because “whine” is exactly what it sounded like before last night’s Monday Night Football game in Dallas.  I know you have to have some sort of talent to be asked to sing the national anthem, but I’m starting to think that they saw her working at Jamba Juice and said, “Hey, you….no, not the fat guy….you…..come with me and bring your nametag.  You’re going to be a star!” 

Btw, how ironic is the guy introducing her as a “pop sensation”…..somewhere right now, William Hung is saying “I could have done that!”, before getting back to petting his gerbil.

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On the heels of my last post about “former model” Pam Anderson and Michael Jackson dating, blog reader and all around humanitarian Kristin took the time to neglect her job and send me this 80s commercial for…..Michael Jackson action figures!! Looking back, the makers of the MJ doll probably regret not including “Going to Court Michael”. 

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Apparently Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson are going out according to “sources”. Btw, who are these “sources” I always here about? Don’t they have lives? Is the source Tito?

Trans World News has the story:

Pamela Anderson is rumored to be dating pop legend Michael Jackson. The 41-year-old former model allegedly met Jackson at the Shutters Hotel in Malibu for their first date.

“It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger,” says a source. “Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.”

Besides asking how someone can be a “former model”, I have a couple questions….oh wait…I’m getting world from the always reliable Trans World News that Michael Jackson and Pamela Anderson have just married in Romania. Here’s proof.

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Usually I try and keep most sports stuff out of this blog, unless it pertains to Michael Phelps, who Just Joe has a man crush on.  Last night on Monday Night Football, the Cowboys played the Eagles in a high scoring game….Dallas barely won….some say this play by by Desean Jackson cost Philly the game.  I hope he never has to work as a bag boy….that wouldn’t end well for my chocolate milk.

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I didn’t watch Saturday Night Live this weekend….I wasn’t about to stay up until 1am to see if something might-possibly-but-probably-not happen that was funny.  After watching the recap, Tina Fey was good, Michael Phelps did a fine job hosting, and Lil Wayne felt like SNL was the perfect platform for him to practice playing guitar….or maybe he thought he could beat his previous Guitar Hero high score of 11.  Watch at about 3:30…

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 Britney Spears threw a co-birthday party for her sons Jayden and Sean on Saturday.  Sean turned 3 yesterday . . . while Jayden was 2 on Friday.  The theme, if knowing would somehow enhance your day, was TRUCKS.  Britney’s sister Jamie Lynn, Gwen Stefani,  and Jim Carrey are some of the other celebs present at the party….although Jamie Lynn is currently not a celebrity….her baby-daddy Casey had to work at his construction job, so he was unable to attend….good for him.  I wouldn’t want to be around a bunch of weird, stuck up celebrities at a kid’s birthday party.  I imagine everyone laughing hysterically at Jim Carrey doing Ace Ventura impressions.

Now that I think about it, that does sound like a good time.

Here are the matching trucks that Britney got for her kids.

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Southerners are notorious for freaking out for no reason when crisis hits….”I just saw a snowflake!! Get the kids in the car! We’re driving to Mexico!”  If it makes you feel any better, Yankees call soda, “pop”….seriously people.  Now we’re even.

That’s a picture from a gas station in Sumter County, SC from LAST NIGHT….c’mon guy or girl who owns that station….if price gouging starts happening on mini Twix bars, I’ll be contacting my Congressman….experts have some good news though.  They, whoever they may be, say that you shouldn’t freak out because everything will return to normal in a couple weeks after Hurricane Ike leaves everyone alone.

Here’s a website where you can find the lowest gas prices in your town and also report price gouging.

http://www.southcarolinagasprices.com/

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